Infamous Portland, OR
Portland is famous for two things: strip clubs and delicious food! Since strip clubs aren’t really my scene, this leaves me with food! I have an awkwardly long layover in Portland en route to Cancún, so figured I’d pop into a few eateries. A chile cheese dog, a beer, and a bacon maple bar later, and I was ready to head back to the airport to lay on the floor and bloat / try to sleep for a few more hours.